I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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