at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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