Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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