Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
you will always have a special place in my vag
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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