It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
i barfeds in our rink
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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