I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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