Those balls look pretty dangerous.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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