Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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