S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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