I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
