I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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