i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
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