I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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