party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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