u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
They have beer where we have blood.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
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