Swine flu. Run for my life!
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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