whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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