sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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