Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
But break dance skills will only take you so far
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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