absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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