the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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