Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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