Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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