saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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