just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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