Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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