if i died would you start the facebook group?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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