Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
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