He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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