When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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