I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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