haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Holy sore nipples Batman
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
