But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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