Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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