If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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