So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'm sobbing to NWA
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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