And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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