I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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