are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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