Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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