Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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