nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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