what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
