are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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