Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Me too!
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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