oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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