Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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