im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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