what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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