so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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