ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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