But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
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