The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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