i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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